Eagle Giggles
Q: How did the farmer fix his pants?
A: With a cabbage patch!
Q: Who designed Noah’s Ark?
A: An ark-itect!
Q: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbor?
A: Because it can’t sit down!
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By HAREplane!
Q: What clothing does a house wear?
A: Address!
Q: What did the sock say to the foot?
A: You are putting me on!
Q: Why did the bunny cross the road?
A: To show his girlfriend he could hip hop!
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
It is too far to walk!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there?
Cargo! Cargo who?
Car-go BEEP BEEP!!!!